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Originally Posted by Blueflame That is a great story...  |
TRUE STORY:
I am headed out towards lawn and garden.. a guest asks for my help... this is an approximate transcript of the conversation...
Me: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Yes. I am looking for a 9ft artifical Douglass Fir Tree.
Me: Do we have one on display? (Toys is my usual corner of hell, not seasonal...)
Guest: No
Me: We have displays of all the trees we carry, so we must not carry it.
Guest: (becoming distraught) You have all these small trees, but people have the higher celilngs these days, and would want taller trees.
(At this point I must note that the vast majority of the artificial trees are 6')
Me: Well, I don't really know. Its Minneaplolis, our corprate office that decides what we carry.
Guest: (visably upset) THIS ISN'T AMERICA ANYMORE, we have no choices. they decide what we can buy. I am going to another store.
Me: (trying to retrieve my jaw from the floor, I stand there speechless as she walks away)