Just 'cause it's very cool...



It took my daughter 4 hours to carve that pumpkin...

That is FREAKING AWESOME!!! That is really cool. Is she an Artsy type person or just multi-talented?

She's very artistically inclined... she's good at short-story writing, drawing, and songwriting. She's also a very talented singer.

Oh boy.... She sounds like a deep thinker! Your in for some challenges down the road

Y'know, she cruised right through adolescence without giving us any trouble at all (she's 19 now and just got married Sept. 1).

4 hours to carve that??? WOW, she's really good, stick figures is all I can manage and even those look stupid.

I think the best part of chinese food is the egg roll.

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Thanks, Sweets... it did turn out so nice....

Why do they call ref's zebras? because they are a f'king horses ass!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If I go to a bar and see short people with big ears and monkeys that fly...am I drunk?

If you get your ass kicked by three or more people and somehow get away,come back with a machine gun and mow them all down,can you technically be called the loser?

Curtain hanging, eh? What do you think of these, Sass?

Oh My God!

Caller: Hello operator, I'd like to make a long distance call... to hell...
Operator: Where are you calling from sir...
Caller: Compton....
Operator: Compton to hell is a local call sir....